Posts Tagged ‘ funny ’

6.94…Up

OK… deci masa litiului e 6.94, daca o rotunjim in sus (“up” ) iese 7… Bingo! O sa se numeasca 7Up. Acuma serios, chestia incolora si cu aroma dubioasa de lamaie numita 7Up chiar a fost botezata dupa masa atomica a litiului! Si formula originala continea citrat de litiu, un asa zis “mood stabilizer”… Urmeaza [ READ MORE ]

Cosmogonie

După al n-șpelea sfârșit al lumii, cu “puțin” înainte de crearea lumii noastre, cei patru călăreți și călărețe ale apocalipsei stau la o bere[ READ MORE ]

candy

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In Je$u$ We Trust

…when you deregulate the banking industry[ READ MORE ]

…chocolate cake

the interesting part is in the middle portion of this vid: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E_PFZ92dMys tell me you don’t want a fucking chocolate cake after (re)seeing this&#[ READ MORE ]

still funny

Chestia asta tot mi se pare tare si după un stagiu de oncologie. Asta înseamnă că am o problemă? (nu e întrebare retorică, aştept un comment răspuns) Nu am pus filmul aici pt. aluzia socio-ecologică… nu mă număr printre adepţii salvării planetei; totuşi oamenii care încearcă să rezolve subtil şi elegant problema – reală sau [ READ MORE ]

Artificial Virginity Hymen kit

The Artificial Virginity Hymen kit is a product that helps women fake their virginity. The kit is distributed by Gigimo, a company in China. On October 5, 2009, it was reported that conservative lawmakers in Egypt called for a ban on the Artificial Virginity Hymen kit. …şi cu asta chinezii vor cucerii lumea&#[ READ MORE ]

forgoten how much I like this guy…

…too bad George Carlin is dead …somebody must really take his place. It’s not the best of his shows but it sure is in tone with my mood. A quote from his last show: “Studies have repeatedly shown that having high self esteem does not improve grades, does not improve career achievment, it does not [ READ MORE ]